skipclasseatass:

ALL I WANNA DO IS *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* AND *sound of a small coin purse being bluntly dropped onto a wooden countertop* AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

(via dogboymanbirddogman)

mindflamer:

verashalurks:

mindflamer:

don’t cry 32 heart emojis in the world ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🤎🖤🩶🤍💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟😘😍🥰😻💌🫶🫀♥️

actually 29. 3 don’t show up for me

there’s love out there you can’t even see yet but i promise you it’s there 🤍

(via turing-tested)

sabertoothwalrus:

thysilus:

mutual recognition

(via detective-derogatory)

sarakipin:

Sliding in at the last minute with a Tears of the Kingdom print! 🌱⚔️

(via arystocrat)

vaspider:

vaspider:

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

ALT

IT GETS WORSE!

Sheldon Chang 🇺🇸 (@sysop408@sfba.social)

Attached: 2 images This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this mornin

SFBA.social

“This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed’s been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I’m being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it’s jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon’s latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It’s amateur hour.”

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a “free” account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn’t know WHY it isn’t loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it’s unbelievable. It’s like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it’s making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

(via detective-derogatory)

lliyin:

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

(via turing-tested)

tiroirdudessus:

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

strawberry-crocodile:

mishawave:

strawberry-crocodile:

trans women be having complicated relationships with transmisogynyistic media

rot and waste is a banquet to the starving creature

i love the way you said this

(via foxgirlmilf)

imnotokaythanks:

exmoth:

THOG MOBILE

(via ellielol)

onlywayin:

(via cryptotheism)